the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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