I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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