he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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