ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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