Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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