we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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