I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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