No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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