I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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