Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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