When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Damn victory sex feels great
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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