bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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