Are we in a gay sports bar?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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