Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
soo... how was my night?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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