We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Why did my mother make you get naked?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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