so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
as a side note pls kill me
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
