So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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