Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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