hotel room ftw
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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