"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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