we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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