The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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