someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
you would pick up someone in the library
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
