i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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