11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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