I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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