Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Still dying that you shit outside
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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