I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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