my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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