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(410): View more from Maryland

Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic

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(303): View more from Colorado

So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair

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(334): View more from Alabama

How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.

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(559): View more from California

Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.

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(718): View more from New York

is caitlin alive?

(415): View more from California

ya she's alive she's watching a movie

(718): View more from New York

ok remind her she drank toilet water then.

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