I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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