I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i think i have two assholes
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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