The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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