fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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