ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Will exercising make me less horny?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
