If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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