too bad you live with your parents still
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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