okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
