The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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