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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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