She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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