he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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