no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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