Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
is that a dick in a sweater?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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