So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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