this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
