I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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