So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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