in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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