And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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