i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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