coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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