it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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