u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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