so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
sex on a bike is impossible
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