I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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