his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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